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Day 8: Addiction Free Day [Oct. 17th, 2005|07:42 am]
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tina_isnotateen

Your body is your temple. Cut o ut addictive substances for the day and see how much purer you feel.








SPECIAL TIP FOR ANYONE ADDICTED TO CRACK COCAINE: You may not feel purer immediately. Stick at this one for at least a couple of months to see the full lifestyle benefits.

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Day 7 [Oct. 11th, 2005|07:48 pm]
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tina_isnotateen

Masturbate at 13:56 to the following fantasyCollapse )

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Day 6 [Oct. 9th, 2005|07:22 pm]
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tina_isnotateen
Today write the opening sentence of your debut novelCollapse )
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Day 5: Mass social experiment [Oct. 4th, 2005|09:31 pm]
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tina_isnotateen
[Current Mood |amusedamused]
[Current Music |self - "pattycake"]

Cut out & stick this sign on any item of public infrastructure you might encounter today, including, but not limited to: elavators, garbage trucks, cranes, phone booths, toilets, ventilation units, escalators, entrances to subway stations. The aim is to achieve comprehensive social breakdown across the U.S.
out of orderCollapse )

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Day 4 [Oct. 2nd, 2005|10:12 pm]
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tina_isnotateen

Today, work out your globetrotting plans for the rest of your time on earth, and get on the phone to an accredited travel agent. NB: the State Dept. currently discourages travel to the following countries: Afghanistan, Iraq, North Korea, Turkmenistan, Zimbabwe, North Yemen.


Fill in country by country
green = been there
blue = intend to go there this year
yellow = intend to go there sometime before i die
red = happy never to set foot there in my whole life

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Day 3 [Oct. 1st, 2005|06:26 am]
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tina_isnotateen
[Current Mood |worriedworried]

Today throw something away that you like.

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Day 2: The Love of Your Life [Sep. 30th, 2005|12:06 am]
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tina_isnotateen
[Current Mood |lovedloved]

Today, gaze at everyone wondering whether they might be the one true love of your life, the one destined for you and you alone, and whether you might be passing them by forever...Act in consequence.

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Hello! [Sep. 28th, 2005|10:36 am]
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tina_isnotateen

If you are ready to change your life then you have come to the right place!
Every day for 365 I will share with you a new task to make your life a little more exciting.
I will try my best to keep up with this, though I'm sure there will be days when I will not be able to update.
If there are day such as those please feel free to share your own ideas for living hysterically!
So let's go ahead and get started!

Choose one of the following options:

Do one press up.
Perform a striptease (in private).
Triple-tie your shoelaces.
Learn to play "Chopsticks" on the piano.
Increase your typing speed by three words a minute.
Jaywalk in a pedestrian zone.
Set all your clocks to exactly the right time.
Whisper a white lie when no one's listening.
Fantasize about your partner.
Use a different thickness comb.
Say "yo" instead of "hello".
Hold the phone to your other ear.
Tell someone your middle name.
Try a new sandwich filling.
Leave work five minutes early.
Bookmark a new website.
Give your genitalia pet names.
Decide which one of your toes is the prettiest.
Insult an insect.
Go on a one-minute hunger strike.

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